Tax Cat

FORM TC-0/0 · OFFICE OF THE CAT

Tax Cat

$TAXCAT

Every trade owes the cat.

Cash Cat made trading free. Tax Cat would like a word. He audits every wallet on the chain, files every levy, stamps every form — and never, ever gets his cut.

Tax: 0/0. Again.
Read the notice Check the ledger
Tax Cat, a grey tabby in a green accountant's visor, with his ledger and red stamp
OFFICIAL NOTICE Ref. TC/0001

To: every wallet on the chain

From: Tax Cat, Auditor-in-Chief (self-appointed)
Re: Your outstanding levy

It has come to the attention of this office that a certain cream-coloured cat, known on the record as Cash Cat, gave the world commission-free trades and a 0/0 tax.

This office did not approve that. No form was filed. No receipt was issued.

Accordingly, every trade is hereby declared to owe the cat. Levies are due on receipt. Penalties accrue on the overdue. The ledger is open.

Collected to date: nothing. Status of collection: 0/0. Again.

— T. Cat, by stamp Overdue

The File

Persons of interest, as recorded by the office.

Tax Cat

Subject 01 · The Auditor

Tax Cat

  • CoatSmug grey tabby
  • UniformGreen accountant's visor, tiny round glasses
  • EquipmentOne ledger, one red rubber stamp
  • DutyAudits everyone
  • CollectedNothing
Seen only from afar

Subject 02 · The One That Got Away

Cash Cat

  • CoatCream, teary-eyed
  • OffenceCommission-free trades. 0/0 tax.
  • Last seenFar away, holding cash
  • StatusUncaught
  • Levy owedDisputed (by everyone)

The Ledger

The office's own books. Figures are entered only when they exist.

NameTax Cat
Ticker$TAXCAT
ChainRobinhood Chain (4663)
LaunchpadPons V2 bonding curve
Token contractNot launched yet
Tax0/0. Again.

Filing pending. $TAXCAT has not launched yet. There is no contract address, no price and no chart, and anyone showing you one is not this office. When it launches, it starts on a Pons V2 bonding curve on Robinhood Chain and, at its threshold, graduates into a Uniswap v4 pool. The contract address will be entered here the moment it exists.

“Every trade owes the cat.”

The cat has never been paid.